keys

May 6, 2011

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there are two kinds of keys:  those you need when you’re not in a hurry and those that are lost. unless you count the ones that are impossibly difficult to fit into their keyholes — especially while being chased by bad guys.  but keys in thriller movies are like a whole ‘nother category. | image […]

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opinions

May 5, 2011

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there are two kinds of people: searchers and preachers. at least that’s what andreas kluth says in this worthy read (if you enjoy jungian archetypes). | image courtesy of the rubicon

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gloves

May 4, 2011

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there are two kinds of gloves:  those which are used for manual labor and hard work, and those which are employed in the playing of games and sports. the ones for driving don’t count, because that’s so old-fashioned; and i live in sub-saharan africa, so don’t mention cold-weather wear — it’s kind of a sore […]

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unity

May 3, 2011

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there are two kinds of unity:  unity of opinion and unity of purpose. we often destroy the latter in attempts to force the former.  [check out “the rally to restore unity.”] | image courtesy of free-extras.com

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golfers

April 30, 2011

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there are two kinds of golfers on any course at any time:  those who are happy to play “bogey-and-a-half” golf and those who will never be happy. carson and i are thinking about starting a business called “bogey-and-a-half golf,” to make money off the guys who have fun while they play. | image courtesy of […]

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epic

April 29, 2011

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there are two kinds of events which could be classified as epic:  those which are “heroic or grand in scale” and those which are commonplace and everyday, but referred to in the context of social media. getting a parking place close to the mall food court is not epic;  neither was the party you went […]

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cows

April 28, 2011

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there are two kinds of cows in tanzania:  those we call speed bumps and those we call dinner. and many cows are one just seconds before they become the other.

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